mat_sharkdude — hyperlaser & reader
— your tense muscles relaxes itself at the familiar touch landing on your shoulder. the chest heaving with ragged breaths slows down its pace. the dream... the nightmare may have startled you, but at least you have someone by your side to help you get through with it. (platonic)num_1_phighting_phan — vine staff/reader
— you try baking a cake with your girlfriend. (romantic)anon (YEAHHH FINALLY) — darkheart & reader ☆
— settling in your new job is hard. luckily, an odd familiar is there to make everything worst! … wait. worst?! (platonic)anon (bitchless AND accountless) — boombox/reader
— cuddling in bed with boombox is the best way to end your long day, his large figure encompassing your form with such pleasant warmth. (platonic or queerplatonic)anon (buttercupz) — subspace/reader
— still thinking of something!! (platonic or romantic)cheromiku — biograft & reader
— in the rare greenery just a little bit outside blackrock, you let go of the hand that was pulling on biograft. you sit down with them near the glistening pond and teach them about emotions. (platonic)

anon_phighting_fanfic_enjoyer — sword/reader/rocket ☆
— sword and rocket teaches the reader how to wield their weapons. (romantic)
finished work — quality timedokudokudon and thethirdzack — biograft & reader
— after a particularly tough phight for the orange robot, you decide to gift them with a little something. (platonic)
finished work — tangerinecharmedmemory — hyperlaser, katana, boombox, reader ☆
— the edges of your vision blur as it trains itself on the couple in front of you. you turn to look away and is met with a demon dancing so violently. actually, are they even dancing? you don't think you have the answer to that. you scratch your head. why the hell are you even here.
finished work — third wheelerjork — katana & reader
— getting ready for christmas with katana is pretty fun! (platonic)
finished work — festive mischief

sword and rocket teaches the reader how to wield their weapons. sword is nervous as to how they may handle rocket's launcher. when they start phighting over the reader's safety, a bonk in the forehead is enough for a certain someone to burst. ☆

when i saw this request, the first thing that came out of my mouth was "huh...?" i very rarely read crack fics and have most likely never wrote one. this is going to be a challenge... and it's one im willing to take!! (so don't scream at me if it's bad... lolz!!) ☆

i was confused when i saw this request, but then i got to the phrase in the comment that said "reader recently got a job at some kind of shop that sells fishing stuff." ive never written nor read anything with darkheart in it, but i think i might make this one work. i know it said in the rules to only request for the playable phighters, but the rules only exist for your chances to increase when it comes to your request being accepted!!the summary may seem weird though, so ill give a few spoilers.darkheart does a little fooling around here and there until the reader has finally had enough. that's when he pulls them in his hold and the reader calms down for the first time in a while. ☆